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Tired of always making your friends and family proud? Does your love life need a little danger? Then allow us to introduce you to Todd: the guy who throws wet paper towels all over the fucking ground in the Harper bathrooms.\u00a0<\/p>\n
You\u2019re probably familiar with some of Todd\u2019s work if you’ve ever walked into the Harper bathrooms and asked yourself, “What kind of asshole would do something like this?” Todd would. Todd is that kind of asshole, and he\u2019s exactly what you need right now.<\/p>\n
Forget leather jackets, chain smoking, and those Velcro shoes that light up when you walk– Todd is a real bad boy. There\u2019s nothing more rebellious than using 10 paper towels when you just needed one, and there\u2019s nothing more mouth-wateringly dangerous than throwing all those paper towels all over the ground without even drying your hands. Wow. \u00a0<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
But dating bad boys like Todd isn\u2019t always so easy. For one, your boring friends would never understand. They\u2019ll start finding wet paper towels all over your own bathroom and tell you they\u2019re “concerned” about you, that it\u2019s becoming a “problem” and that you\u2019re a “bad person”–but they have no idea. They could never understand the thrill–the sheer ecstasy– of throwing paper towels all over the fucking ground; because if it wasn\u2019t for the thrill, why else would anyone do it? <\/p>\n
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By Diego Mansplane Nov. 2, 2018 Tired of always making your friends and family proud? Does your love life need a little danger? Then allow us to introduce you to Todd: the guy who throws wet paper towels all over the fucking ground in the Harper bathrooms.\u00a0 You\u2019re probably familiar with some of Todd\u2019s work if you’ve ever walked into the Harper bathrooms and asked yourself, “What kind of asshole would do something like this?” Todd would. Todd is that kind of asshole, and he\u2019s exactly what you need right now. Forget leather jackets, chain smoking, and those Velcro shoes that light up when you walk– Todd is a real bad boy. There\u2019s nothing more rebellious than using 10 paper towels when you just needed one, and there\u2019s nothing more mouth-wateringly dangerous than throwing all those paper towels all over the ground without even drying your hands. Wow. \u00a0 But dating bad boys like Todd isn\u2019t always so easy. For one, your boring friends would never understand. They\u2019ll start finding wet paper towels all over your own bathroom and tell you they\u2019re “concerned” about you, that it\u2019s becoming a “problem” and that you\u2019re a “bad person”–but they have no idea. They could never understand the thrill–the sheer ecstasy– of throwing paper towels all over the fucking ground; because if it wasn\u2019t for the thrill, why else would anyone do it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1413"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1413"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2446,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1413\/revisions\/2446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}