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8. Readings in World Literature<\/p>\n
How can a class make you need to poop? You don\u2019t have to poop at all! You\u2019re having a blast reading The Odyssey<\/i> and definitely won\u2019t have to shit for a while.<\/p>\n
7. Greece and Rome: Texts, Traditions, Transformations<\/p>\n
Admit it, you might be intrigued by Homer\u2019s Iliad,<\/i> but you feel it. Barring the poor soul who got Stony their first year, you should be fine to make it back to your dorm before it\u2019s too late.<\/p>\n
6. Philosophical Perspectives<\/p>\n
You\u2019ve been holding it in for a while, but if you keep clenching it shouldn\u2019t be a problem.<\/p>\n
5. Poetry and the Human<\/p>\n
Let\u2019s face it. Poetry is kind of shitty and the only thing it makes you want to do is shit. You could risk it and wait for class to end, but you definitely aren\u2019t making it any further than that.<\/p>\n
4. Media Aesthetics<\/p>\n
Media Aesthetics? More like Media Athletics. Anyway, you\u2019ll probably have to poop soon because you\u2019re starting to fiddle and squirm in your chair.<\/p>\n
3. Human Being and Citizen<\/p>\n
You were into the great discussion your class had going, but you haven\u2019t participated in a few minutes because you have to poop pretty bad. You\u2019re almost sweating.<\/p>\n
\t2. Language and the Human<\/p>\n
Oh my God, did you have Taco Bell for lunch? It moved through you like the Germans through France, and now instead of debating Plato with your classmates, you\u2019re internally debating whether or not you\u2019ll shit yourself if you try to get up and run to the single-user down the hall.<\/p>\n
\t1. Reading Cultures<\/p>\n
You literally already shit yourself. You confidently shit yourself as soon as you walked into class and now everyone is too afraid to ask you to leave.<\/p>\n
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By Christian Villanueva Nov. 11, 2018 8. Readings in World Literature How can a class make you need to poop? You don\u2019t have to poop at all! You\u2019re having a blast reading The Odyssey and definitely won\u2019t have to shit for a while. 7. Greece and Rome: Texts, Traditions, Transformations Admit it, you might be intrigued by Homer\u2019s Iliad, but you feel it. Barring the poor soul who got Stony their first year, you should be fine to make it back to your dorm before it\u2019s too late. 6. Philosophical Perspectives You\u2019ve been holding it in for a while, but if you keep clenching it shouldn\u2019t be a problem. 5. Poetry and the Human Let\u2019s face it. Poetry is kind of shitty and the only thing it makes you want to do is shit. You could risk it and wait for class to end, but you definitely aren\u2019t making it any further than that. 4. Media Aesthetics Media Aesthetics? More like Media Athletics. Anyway, you\u2019ll probably have to poop soon because you\u2019re starting to fiddle and squirm in your chair. 3. Human Being and Citizen You were into the great discussion your class had going, but you haven\u2019t participated in a few minutes because you have to poop pretty bad. You\u2019re almost sweating. 2. Language and the Human Oh my God, did you have Taco Bell for lunch? It moved through you like the Germans through France, and now instead of debating Plato with your classmates, you\u2019re internally debating whether or not you\u2019ll shit yourself if you try to get up and run to the single-user down the hall. 1. Reading Cultures You literally already shit yourself. You confidently shit yourself as soon as you walked into class and now everyone is too afraid to ask you to leave.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1401"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2434,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401\/revisions\/2434"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}