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With shades of the seventies, Donald Trump managed to dodge responsibility for yet another\u00a0conflict: this time, the battle for the U.S. House of Representatives. At a press conference\u00a0held Saturday, the President called the midterm elections which swept Democrats into control of\u00a0the House \u201ca tremendous, Vietnam-level victory.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n
When questioned by the press about the loss of a projected 40 seats, Trump shifted blame\u00a0for \u201cany setbacks or errors\u201d to others within his party and CNN. Trump said he hoped he\u00a0could\u2019ve been more active during the midterm election season, which he claims is \u201ctotally, 100%\u00a0not my fault, believe me,\u201d but that a “bad bone spur\u201d sidelined him from action.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Trump managed to\u00a0dodge the battle for control of Congress, but assured the press that if he were there \u201cit would\u2019ve\u00a0been the biggest win you\u2019d have ever seen, trust me, even bigger than Saigon. It would\u2019ve been\u00a0tremendous.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n
Following the press conference, Mr. Trump was seen running (as best he can, at least)\u00a0into the arms of an unknown shirtless man on a horse. The President\u2019s \u201cnoble gait” seemed to be\u00a0in peak form, raising doubts about his claimed bone spur. The Shady Dealer<\/i> has yet to confirm\u00a0or deny the validity of Mr. Trump\u2019s injuries, but we have received word that campus health services\u00a0can see him in five weeks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
By John Buterbaugh Dec. 5, 2018 With shades of the seventies, Donald Trump managed to dodge responsibility for yet another\u00a0conflict: this time, the battle for the U.S. House of Representatives. At a press conference\u00a0held Saturday, the President called the midterm elections which swept Democrats into control of\u00a0the House \u201ca tremendous, Vietnam-level victory.\u201d\u00a0 When questioned by the press about the loss of a projected 40 seats, Trump shifted blame\u00a0for \u201cany setbacks or errors\u201d to others within his party and CNN. Trump said he hoped he\u00a0could\u2019ve been more active during the midterm election season, which he claims is \u201ctotally, 100%\u00a0not my fault, believe me,\u201d but that a “bad bone spur\u201d sidelined him from action.\u00a0 Trump managed to\u00a0dodge the battle for control of Congress, but assured the press that if he were there \u201cit would\u2019ve\u00a0been the biggest win you\u2019d have ever seen, trust me, even bigger than Saigon. It would\u2019ve been\u00a0tremendous.\u201d\u00a0 Following the press conference, Mr. Trump was seen running (as best he can, at least)\u00a0into the arms of an unknown shirtless man on a horse. The President\u2019s \u201cnoble gait” seemed to be\u00a0in peak form, raising doubts about his claimed bone spur. The Shady Dealer has yet to confirm\u00a0or deny the validity of Mr. Trump\u2019s injuries, but we have received word that campus health services\u00a0can see him in five weeks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1390","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1390","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1390"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1390\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2423,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1390\/revisions\/2423"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}