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Heeding warnings from the National Weather Service, the entire student body, and whatever feeble vestige of compassion remains in President Zimmer\u2019s heart, the University of Chicago has formally canceled all classes on Wednesday except for your 8:30 section of Calc 15200.<\/p>\n
\tThe email, sent out on Monday, reads as follows: \u201cDue to extreme weather, all classes and non-essential activities, except for the Calc 15200 section you\u2019re taking at 8:30am, have been canceled for Wednesday, January 30.\u201d<\/p>\n
\tWith temperatures plummeting well below zero, and the very real threat of frostbite looming over Chicago, the school has wisely decided to let students stay inside and avoid the brutal temperatures, except for you, because you can\u2019t miss this week\u2019s lecture. What if this material is on the test? While you\u2019re dragging a knee-high snowdrift into the lobby of Eckhart, fingers turning purple from the grotesque temperature, barely awake from your 8am alarm, cheer yourself up with the knowledge that the university has made a decision squarely in the interest of student health and safety. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
By Thomas Noriega Jan. 29, 2019 Heeding warnings from the National Weather Service, the entire student body, and whatever feeble vestige of compassion remains in President Zimmer\u2019s heart, the University of Chicago has formally canceled all classes on Wednesday except for your 8:30 section of Calc 15200. The email, sent out on Monday, reads as follows: \u201cDue to extreme weather, all classes and non-essential activities, except for the Calc 15200 section you\u2019re taking at 8:30am, have been canceled for Wednesday, January 30.\u201d With temperatures plummeting well below zero, and the very real threat of frostbite looming over Chicago, the school has wisely decided to let students stay inside and avoid the brutal temperatures, except for you, because you can\u2019t miss this week\u2019s lecture. What if this material is on the test? While you\u2019re dragging a knee-high snowdrift into the lobby of Eckhart, fingers turning purple from the grotesque temperature, barely awake from your 8am alarm, cheer yourself up with the knowledge that the university has made a decision squarely in the interest of student health and safety.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1380","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1380","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1380"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1380\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2413,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1380\/revisions\/2413"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}